Sunday, 29 June 2008

I blog therefor I am

Well another week over and it's time to sit back and review the weeks happenings form ModTowers. There's a bit of space not that Dora has got to Jamica (no, she went of her own accord) to re-new her wedding vows. There was some confusion as a member thought that she was going to re-view her wedding vows. This of course means there is not long wait for the bathroom in the morning. So one mod will come back all sun-tanned and relaxed. Well I hope that all went well (lucky person). 

Then we had another Mod depart for the sunny climate of....... Devon??!!?!!?!!?!?! Yes Lisem blocked the toilet and bailed to Devon for a week in a caravan. She also left the kitchen in a right tip. We've had no reports of a mad women resorting to alcohol or lots of electrical stores being raided in an attempt to combat net widthrawal. We hope she has a good time without BL.

In other news there was a certian Birthday this week. Yes Nelson Mandela turned 90. We'd like to wish him a happy brithday, but he's not a member so we wont. Amy Winehouse checked out of Rehab (yes,yes, yes) Played a couple of gigs and is probably now waking up with a massive hangover. He blokey is still in prison, but when he gets out I'm sure that a strap-on dildo will come in useful in the bedroom. Also petrol prices are up. Again. Probably just copy and paste that from now on. Labour have had a bad week. Finishing 5th in a by-election and the leader ofr Scotish Labour resigning over some scandal. Well it wouldn't be policits If there wasn't a scandal. Wimbledon and Glastonbury have both started. For once there's been no rain. Yet. Big Brother. What were they thinking? PINK HAIR DYE! They should of got Darnel pissed and then dyed all his hair pink. Oh yeah, Dennis got kicked out for spitting in Mohammed's face. Apperently Dennis wanted Mohammed to spit in his face, but Mohammed wasn't up for it. I think a few more week in the house and Mohammed would have accepted Dennis.  Just no patiance young boy. 

Facebook. There is a BL group there now. After all the hummings and haarings I've finally joined a "social networking" site. So far all the members have owned me. I've been forced to sleep in the letter box. I've had some women stalking me from Nottingham. I've had so many requests (some of which I can't mention *neet*) and a pillow fight. Also the hide the sausage game was brilliant! I've got the bruises from being "poked" so much!

To end I suppose I better mention a certian someone. It was their bithday on Friday. I would like to thank Demi and Alan for coming down on Friday, Caz for popping in on Sat, Mia for the Yankies, Bally for the Flowers, Jules, Chilli, Lise, Dora fort he cards. If anyone else sent something that I've not mentioned then thanks. Those that I have mentioned thanks. Thanks for making next year even harder. I've not got to think and plan ahead now! 

Now if you got a phone call on Friday night then I forgot to mention that I won the Euromillions on Friday. The money wont change me. I think that the £6.50 will come in handy. As I mentioned I did call a few memebers. I'd like to thank BLT for being a good laugh. Also Bally and Lise for joining in. Also Goblin was a good laugh. I think she was speachless. he he he. Now Tabfa. Whats the number for the Pizza Express? I was drunk enough to call it. I even thought that's an easy nu,ber to remember. Maybe for revenge you'll have to go through childbirth - WITH NO DRUGS!

I could go on forever, but I've been told not to mention my sex life.  Till next week.......

keep on posting.

Neillll

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

wel done neil :)

kayleigh xxx

shazzz said...

Well that was brilliant


Not that im biast but that was bloody fantastic ha ha ha ha


well done neill


xxxx