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Best of Black Lab week on the XXX-Factor !

2008-11-17T17:40:00.000Z

The dawn of a new week still didn’t bring news of a dear member of Ballybumba’s family returning home. Her lappy has been in the PC world hospital for 3 weeks now and they are still nowhere near finding a cure for it. We hope that by the time you are reading this it has been cured and returned to the family home. In the mean time we will continue to send our hopes and wishes to you as well as talk about.

Firedrake reached a landmark. We will all wish her well done on reaching 10,000 posts. Here’s to the next 10,000.

Cake. We love it. Now we are talking about making of the Xmas cake. All the ingredients have been listed. I think that the main ingredient in most of the cakes is – BOOZE. Lots off it. Just lay of the cider vinegar. If you can get it without ID.

Now from Firedrake;s 10,000 post to chunkichick’s First. Welcome to BL.

Happy Birthday to Steph. Many Carling Returns. It is the last of the “big” birthdays next year. Happy 39th from all your friends on BL.

Now the BL dating Agency is open for business.. Currently available is the Amazing Anita, delightful Den and Loveable Lyndsay. So fellas you need to join up and pass the test of the Vixens. If you survive. Pulse optional, but proffered.

Well that is the Gossip this week. There was the usual goings on with the news and the sort, but this is some of the other stuff that we talk about.

2008-11-10T06:16:00.001Z

Here's my ramblings this week.

The Aliens have landed. In a masterstroke they took over the pivotal position of Anita’s Myspace account. Please delete here from your profile before you are anal probed.

On Monday we where still basking in a celebrationery glow. Still from the wedding some British bloke won the F1 Championship for the 1st time in 13 years. I’m sure we are all hoping that it’s the 1st of many!

It was children’s playground on Tuesday,. Discussions varied from Santa to what Den was going to put in her stockings. We found out that we should not bother to buy a present and send it to Santa and just put it under the tree.

Wait….

2mins….

Remember.

Back to goings on.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it’s Super Den. Well it was till she hit the deck after falling out of the loft. Also beware if LiseM calls you up. She’s really the PhoneJacker.

Coming soon – the BL cookbook. With SpagBallyBol and Molly’s Cat Hot Pot. Also featuring Manda’s Amenesia Pasta Bake Surprise!

Lise’s maternal instincts became too much on Wed and she gave birth to a healty 5 foot inflatable santa. Mother and Santa are doing well and are looking forward to being home for Xmas.

Molly – Here is your list for today –

Read Blog.
Post on BL
Give Birth.

It’s all change up north. Lyndsay needs to change her phone. She took her phone swimming. It still has it’s trunks on. Meanwhile Demi and Big Gay Al are upgrading their house. They are moving out of the 1 room penthouse to a little surbaban house on the pairee.

Now I hand you over to our reporter from Dudlaaaaaaaaaaay .... LiseM.

well what a week it has been in the world of BL , we were all waiting with baited breath for news from our american correspondant sue with news of the presidential election , we saw history in the making with the first black president of the united states , congratulation america

more closer to home the biggest news was ARSENAL BEAT MAN U HAHAHAHA and i thought id make sure the whole of the BL world knew it

debates were held on is it legal to marry your first cousin and who is realy to blame for mediumship

most of the forum sat with baited breath last sunday at the formula 1 grandprix , BL send its congratulation (well except from sluggie ) to Lewis hamilton

we also send our congratulations to Joe Calzaghe who won his fight and remains unbeaten , thats one hell of a record

Best wishes went out to Dbevs left ankle as her right was getting all the attention ( hope you feel better soon donna)

BBC has sctictly come dancing BL never to be outdone had the haka with a challenge from our lord to learn it and post a video of you doing it

again X factor was a big talking point of the week and shock last night as one of the favorites laura was sent home

and what can i say about the vixens section , nothing haha you men might be reading this and its only for us laydeeeessss and our issues so we aint telling hehe

the week saw halloween and bonfire night , the winner of the best halloween costume went to our stephy , man it gave me nightmares for days

and what can i say about bonfire night i think it gave us all insight into what it would sound like living in a war zone

which leads me nicely on to today rememberance sunday where all on BL will reflex on the heroes who have given there lives for our freedom , for the children growing up minus a parent we will be holding a 2 minute silence to remember and to thank our countries fallen heroes god bless you all

To BL's 2nd couple

2008-11-02T15:20:00.002Z

There's been no blog over the past few weeks as we've all been addicted to Facebook's "Be A Tycoon". You are all welcome to join. There is a group (or cartel) for BL and we're planning our world domination! We currently in the top 500.

The past few weeks have been eventful.

Top Story - Charlie and Alys Wed.

The big day has past. In a registrary office in Hyde Charlie finally tied Alys down to a lifetime of pirate japes. A life on the waves of marriage for Mr and Mrs Deadaye. A joyous occasion was had by all and now the time to wish them all the happiness in the world.

US Election Special,

BL has our special US correspondant Firedrake. Now that she has torn herself away from the celebs she has her 4 yearly late night US predidental race. We all hope that you can keep your eyes open and see who wins.

Several BL members enjoy the 1 night a year they are allowed to go out in public!

The rogues gallery has been over run with pics of the members. Normally they have their make up on and pressed up, but now they put up pics of what they look like normally!

Now there is many other topics that I would go into, but if you want the low down on that you will have to look for them! If I have missed out anything that you like shold be in the blog send it to me (Neilll) by next Saturday and I'll put it for next weeks Blog.

Till then... post safe!

Victims Coz we have different hair.

2008-10-28T10:23:00.007Z

The blog this time is different from what ive wrote before, im writing this as I sit here and think, these are my thoughts of how im feeling at this moment, how scared I am how I fear what my husband may do, how do I protect him from what they are turning him into.

You all may know some background, we live on a street that is not very friendly, they are a lot of chavs around here and our house backs onto a cut, infact its the main cut for the area, so our house not only backs onto this cut, it goes around the side and around the back of our house and so we have no protection. Yes we have 6ft fences up but that dont protection from top windows and well all you have too do is stand back into the cut and you can aim nicely at our kitchen window.

None of our families know what we are going from, Neils only family around here are elderley and if they knew what we are going through then im afraid it would be too much for them, his gran is already drained from everyday life and so there is no way we can tell her what Neil is going through and she is very protective of her family and fear this would just upset her too much.

Neils dad lives in Oman and so we cant turn too him, yes we can speak on MSN but thats about it, and my family sadly although they would do what they could with dad having a stroke and now being in a stroke unit he aint able too do anything, my mum has her own problems and there mainly health related and I know if I said can we all move in there tomorrow then she would probably welcome us with open arms, grumble a little but welcome us.

Basically our story starts over a year back now, ive xplained that we live on a cut and so have always been the "target" for local chavs and youths too hang out, no matter how many times these youths are moved on they come back, no matter how may petitions we get too close the cut, the council always gets opposed by that 1 person that goes through the cut once a month to get a loaf of bread at 7pm and well thats all it takes that 1 person to prove that they need this cut open on a night time and they wont close it, even though people can walk left or right too get to the shops and take an extra 3 mins on their journey.

Well it started last August we heard some stones thrown of the side of the house and so we rush out too of course no one there, well this started once and ended up as a nightly occurence for 6 weeks. 3 times a night we were being harrassed by stones being thrown off the house.

We could hear them shouting come on hippy and you hippy freak (ive left the language out), so we knew then it was based on the fact that Neil has long hair that we were being targetted. Now ill say this now, yes neil has long hair and its his choice, we dont wear black eye liner we dont dress Gothic, we dont go round in face paint, he is simply a 30 year old man that wears jeans and t shirts and has long hair pulled back into a ponytail...

Now why should we be targetted for a ponytail, should we start targetting people because they have short hair, should we target bald people, why are people soo horrible too people with ponytails and treat them like outcasts, yet when its on someone famous a footballer, suddenly half the nations and youth have started growing their hair and then its cool...

As you can imagine at this time we were also going through tests for neil and cancer and waiting a scan too see how far his brothers cancer had developed, wont go into that but ill publish what Neil wrote at the time so you can understand how a grown man was suddenly broken.

The police were of no use, they said there hands were tied and too simply keep calling them whenever it happened, it got too the stage where they were here 3 times a night every night, they just turn up go through the routine and say call us back if anything happens and we were like see you in a hour.

18-09-07, 21:33

.... can't really put it into words.

Had little shits pelting the windows with stones. For 4 ****ing weeks! Official line is that you can do **** all. Well I have video evidence. Called the police out on Sunday. 999 job. They came out this morning. Yes - that's right. THIS MORNING.

I'm stressed to ****. I mean I can feel my heart ripping out my chest. I'm burning up. I can feel my body go numb. I'd like to think that I can control my temper. I'm going to break. Soon. I've jumped in the car tonight. I got up to 120mph. Twice. Had the police out looking for me. To stop me getting a hold of them. So it takes 2 days for them to get out when I call them, but 2 mins when I get called about.

The good thing now is that I know where they live. How would yo feel about a 6 foot 4 and a half inch bloke turning up at your door step at 8 am in the morning. Apperently they think it's funny as I chase them. Well I never chased them in 4 weeks. I did the 2nd time and it calmed down for 3 days. Now I don't have to chase them. I just need to walk to their houses now. I'm sure that a little chat will put a fear of Neilll into them.

Then I have to put up with work. I'm just waiting for the day I can leave. I made my mind a while ago to leave. Too much politics now. I've done what I can do and need a drastic career change. Failing that a massive payrise (needs to be in £0000, not £0) to keep me there! I've got a massive job that's been on hold and then just problem after problem. I can't be assed now with them.

I wake up and feel like not going into work. Then when I finish there I have to deal with little shits that I can do nothing about. Only time I get to relax is the after 10pm and then I'm too tired to do anything or spend anytime relaxing.

I'm eagerly awaiting news on my test. My bro is in on Thurs to get scanned again. A week after we will know what's what.

So I don't know whether to slit my wrists or other peoples throats? Maybe I should make a poll? I'm not in a good place.

Now please explain too me how people can do this now at the same time, the person resonsible for this started too brag about it around school. My daughter goes too that school and of course they started asking my daughter if we were enjoying being terrorised and it wasnt going too stop. Of course my daughter then passed this info onto the local wardens and police who in their words cant do a thing as they cant prove its them and that its all hearsay. Of course they then turned on my daughter and she was told that if she showed her face at school thenshe would be harmed and was going to get a good kicking. I was that scared I pulled her out of school and sent her up to live with relatives awway for a month until the school board interviened and could assure me of her safety..

It was no good saying take her out of that school as these youths were scattered amonth the schools in the borough and so no matter what school she was at, she would come across someone that was throwing stones at the house and part of the gang..

I look back and remember that I had too lock the doors to keep Neil in from chasing them, I remember the stories of fear and of people being knifed and jsut waited thinking its going to be Neil next as I battled too keep him in the house. Have you ever seen a grown man sit shaking and crying coz he is broken? I tell you its hell

This was a post that I wrote at the time after 5 weeks, I was broken I was a wreck I had just lost it, they have drove us mad, we still couldnt tell the family as we couldnt and we were stuck in Hell thats all I could describe it as, infact Hell would have been a welcome relief from what we were going through.

My post as I wrote that day

20-09-07, 20:22

Well today my neighbour over the road seen me returning from buying an onion(red one) and he was shouting, and I couldnt even hear him I was so lost in my own world, so he ran up and said "right you in mine" *theres an offer*..

anyway he says right spill the beans and get talking now, as he had seen the police there every night and said right now time to start talking as your neighbours and theres no way your going through this when we can help.......anyway it turns out that his misses Michelle knows the mums of a couple of the culprits and their nephew that lives with them knows the ringleader....

So today she said leave it with me and ill get this sorted....

3.45 today I have one mother knocking on my door a very very angry mother, who could not have been more apologetic about things.. I showed her the tape with her son on it throwing stones at the house... (last night they actually tried to open my front door and laughed at us).. well that made her worse..

she then left here and said that she was going to deal with him in private and rest assured if he was seen within 10 foot of the house come and get her....

My neighbour then comes over and said that she was that disgusted with him, that she had dragged him around everyones house that was doing this and made him tell the parents what him and his mates had been doing..

Now tonight its all een quiet so far, no dead snails smeared on the window, no stones of the windows and no shouting of "****en" hippy...

Now we still have the one ring leader too sort out, but their nephew who is 18 says leave that one too me and ill get him sorted as soon as I see him

I tell u just to have a peaceful night has been such a relief, me and neil actually smiled about 10 mins ago...... something we have not done in 5 weeks

Its the weekend tomorow and this is only 1 night, so not holding out too much hope yet... but please god if you do exist please let this continue.

Well for a few months we had peace it was lovely, we still had the youths in the cut but at least we felt like we were not the victim anymore, then our neighbours over the road moved and we thought no please dont go as they really helped us, they kept a look out on a night time and we felt safe with them, once they moved we just felt like that safety blanket had gone.

Well 3 weeks ago yesterday 6 october i think it was, we were sitting here and BANG the 1st thing both me and neil done was duck down and then look up at the ceiling as we thought that one of the lightbulbs had been blown out with such force but no all the lightbulbs were intact, then neil noticed glass on the floor, and when we looked up the front window had been shot out (see the photo at the top of this post)..

We then feared for our kids, the house went up for sale that next day, we cant afford too move but we cant afford too stay here, Neil finally opened up to his dad and told him what had happened about the shot, his dad still dont half of what has happened as im sure if he fully knew then he would have had Neil out of here ages ago and well neil probably would get a wrap around the knuckles for not confessing sooner about this instead of going through our own private hell and just smiling when ever we go round to his grans or pretending that everything is fine around his family.

Last night the stones started again, we knew it was coming, we will always be a target here unless we move, truth is I dont think that either of us has the energy too do anything about it, last night neil went out with a steel bar, I am petriefied for him, im petrified of what he will do if he catches these people, im scared for him.

So am I a broken person yes, my personality has gone, I dont longer get dressed up, I have nothing left for excpet my family, we no longer go out, we have xmas coming up and not a penny in the bank (oh look shes pleading poverty again) as its all gone on HIP packs and getting this house on the market....

We are both suffering health wise, Neil is not the same man, he is nervous edgy, cant settle, is short in temper and i personally dont know how long before he cracks, I myself are now a regular at the doctor, I am now on prescription tablets for anxiety and stress, my hair is falling out and im now so thin that you can see the top of my scalp showing through and its all down to stress... Stress of sitting here waiting, just waiting for that moment when the bang off your window happens again, i tell you I woudlnt even wish this on these people that are harassing and torturing us, yes I describe it as torture as thats what our lives are like here.

I sit here writing this and the police have just been again and are "investigating" so in the meantime I shall sit here and wait for the house to be stoned again tonight and ill battle too lock the doors and keep my husband safe.

So the house is on the market, as is everyone elses and well you can nicer areas than this for half the cost, and so were stuck here until someone comes and rescues us, thats how we see it were not moving were being rescued, I just hope its not too long before we are rescued.

This is no longer a home, its just a house a house that has us scared and paranoid, a home is something that you love to be in, somewhere that you feel safe, somewhere where you can sit and feel relaxed and want too be there. We stopped calling this home last year its now not a home, its a house infact we call in by the name of the street we live, so its not even a house now its a place where we are trapped and tortured.

Does anyone out there know of a guardian angel or way out of this hell as we sure need it right now

this is only a small samplers

2008-09-18T13:53:00.001+01:00

A big thank you too Lisem for doing this weeks blog and once again sorry its been late.

Can I ask if anyone is interested in writing a small couple of lines for the blog then please feel free, I mean I insist, someone? anyone?

well this week will go down in history , not only did our lord say bye bye to his 20s but also our own shazzz had the balls to cheer as england scored in a pub full of scotsmen

theo walcott got his first hatrick for england and england actually won a game

weve had tears on first days of school , and first injection , weve also had firsts as mia had the courage to get rid of a spider and a wasp , hope it wasnt from the swarm that attacked sass town during the week

wednesday saw the vixen take action in case the world ended due to the experiment that was taking place , yes many of us had our hairs done

weve been the end of big brother and again BL got it right and our vote went to rachel to win

this week has also seen the crys of buy buy buy sell sell sell from the black labyrinths own cartel on facebook , shazzz was protecting her billions but agreed to join us and send up rocketing up the league we went from 10,000 at the beginng of the week to 4262 when i last looked , well done neet manda , my OH neil and mandas OH in raising billions

this week saw a little vixen reach 6 happy birthday Anna from all at Black labyrinth

and also we have a special important member we have a mother of a counsellor now in our sass

a school counsellor , well done Jack from us all

steph got a new rubiks cube , and we debated a goat being released from prison

Shock came across the forum as Keegan again left newcastle , but neil did his bit for newcastle as he literally dumps into an injured sunderland player in the supermarket making the injury worse

Our Bally tried to cheer everyone up on the forum by posting a link to a site that will tell you when your gonna die

and our dora kept an eye on the forum all week in more ways than one with her new avatar

Demi stunned herself with her cooking skills well done demi we told you you wouldnt burn the beans or the toast hahahahaha

the place aint the same without our jules who still has no internet connection , hurry up back jules we miss you , you can com back as well saucy but no ones mentioned you mate dont think they know you have gone hehe

this is only a small samplers of what has happened over the week on the Lab if you wanna know more come and join us

ill end my piece on saying well done to Bex on her 5 mile sponsered walk along weston beach in aid of weston hospice who helped her dad during his illness , i hope it wasnt to wet for you all bex

so anyay its a good bye from me and a good bye from him , good bye

why ghostbusters of course

2008-09-04T12:28:00.001+01:00

Can I firstly apologise for the lack of blogs over the last month with being up and down to Scotland 4 times we have hardley had time to unpack and pack never mind write these, so I may take this time too Lise who sent me this blog for this weeks blog as she noticed that it hadnt been updated and so wrote a blog for us, thanks Lise this is much appreciated hun...

Lisem writes

well this is it the last weekend of the school holidays all mums breath a sigh of relief as they havent got to keep thinking of how to keep our little angels amused

were also coming to the last week of BB what are we going to do when that finishes , friday night Lisa got evicted and in true BL style we again voted for the one evicted , were on a roll here but this is gonna be an intresting week with the forum split on who we want to win

again a mixed week on the Lab with loads of topics being discussed from who would you call in an emergency (why ghostbusters of course) to plans for the 3rd annual BL meet up . Plans for the 2nd BL investigation if its as good as the last were in for a good night , to what was the first forum you went on

we have had lots of birthdays since our last blog and one of our members Kayleigh became a big sister AGAIN hehe

some of our little vixen have been poorly and the whle forum sends get well soon wishes to Alice and little morgan

well August is drawing to an end and we soon will be into september , Dora rememinded us all how long it is till christmas hehe and plans will be underway for the BL halloween party, with fun and game all that night , so if your not a memeber WHY NOT come and join we dont bite

this week has seen our jules and chilli move house and going back to the olden days of

NO INTERNET , god do you remember it

i end my blog on a very sad note , we this week will all morn the passing of the Lord of the Labyrinths youth no longer will he be 20 something he joins us other old farts in the 30 something club

from all the members of the forum we wish you a brilliant day

10th of August!

2008-08-10T16:35:00.002+01:00

This week I am writing something. Your welcome to join me. Just send me a PM and I'll add your bit to my bit and they can make little baby blogs.

On Monday Lilth needed head. Trixie pressed something and her head fell off. Meanwhile “Trixie the decapitator” let us decide what she was to have for brekkie. Then decided that she’d have something altogether different. I’m not going argue with her. She’ll take my head off. Some mad women came rushing back from North America. They were not called Sue. Meanwhile, celebrity chef AWT was getting tips on how to make a spag bol from Bally. Mince, tomatoes, garlic, mixed herbs and one drop of Dalmatian salvia. Hmmm….. Tasty.

Well we had a day to air our dirty laundry on Wednesday. Well Demi did anyway. Well got the pleasure of seeing it on T4! BelladonacantbebotheredtowritetherestbutthisislongersowhydidIbotherinthefirstplace was celebrating winning a washing machine, a year’s supply of washing up powder and a shopping spree. Now if she can just move somewhere where they have electricity and running water she can enjoy it to the full.

Also celebrating was Gem. Gem got her results back. She passed. Not only has the rash cleared up but she passed her course too. She is now able to tell what is a crime of the English language……or summthing.

Mean while we have had Lilth and DJ Calzar auditing for the new presenter of Film 2009. They both fail miserably when confronted with re-makes. They weren’t bothered about the films “not being a mark on the original” but the fact that they were not in Black and White.

There were some pictures put up this week. Demi had a haircut. We’ve all been trying to guess which hair. Also a shocking pic of Trixie went up. That pic left us with evidence of what some members are allergic to Housework. The picture contained a previously unidentified object, later clarified to be an “ironing board”. A warning has now been put on the thread.

Firedrake wrote....

Now that all the excitement generated by Dr Who is over, this Correspondent is casting about looking for something else to write about. After, approximately, 3 minutes consideration, what better subject for an exiled Brit to tackle than the weather.
Here in the world's largest dirt lot, otherwise known as the Sonoran Desert, we don't get a lot of rain. If we're lucky, we'll get about 8 inches (of rain) a year, at least half of that during the Monsoon. I'm sure many people associate the word "monsoon" with drenching, tropical rains and, I guess, in a way, it's true, but the term actually refers to a seasonal shift in wind direction which, down here, should mean a steady supply of moisture from south of the Border. In past years we've had, on average, between 3 and 6 decent storms, plenty of rain, spectacular lightning, some inconveniently high winds and, of course, dust storms. This year, however, the Monsoon has, so far, been a complete bust. I obsessively watch the radar when there is weather about and I can't even begin to count the number of times where the radar has shown rain to be a dead cert. However, the Coolidge Umbrella has been working overtime this year, and storms, quite literally, break up as they reach the City Limits, only to reform once they have passed around us to the north. When this happens, the storms trundle merrily into Phoenix and the 9.00 News almost always begins with a "Fox 10 Weather alert" where we get half a dozen reporters standing next to puddles reporting excitedly about the huge downpours the entire Metropolitan Phoenix area has received...jeesh, talk about rubbing our noses in it.
For someone who spent most of her adult life being soaked by good English rains, this is absolute torment. I miss the sound of rain falling gently onto the leaves of an English garden on a summer's evening and once said as much to my Dad. His response was "Tell Peter to climb up on the roof and piss into the garden."
Not quite the same. So, I know you've all had a belly full of rain already in Blighty this summer, but spare a thought for poor old me, obsessively watching the weather radar and contemplating purchasing an "Idiot's Guide to Raindances"
This is your Tumbleweed watchng correspondent signing off to go and watch the radar again.

4 women and a blog

2008-08-03T22:51:00.003+01:00

This week's blog is brought you by the makers of "knicker blocker glory holes", the number 69, the letter Y and the colour fuschia.

Dora writes

Well - it was the week we all went Batty! Nothing new there then but I'm not talking about the state of the Vixen's hormones (although Tabs' do seem to have settled down now) I'm speaking of course, about Batman: The Dark Knight.

Having been to see the film, I can quite honestly say that if Ledger doesn't get the Oscar then it's a joke (boom boom!)

He plays the part in a way it's not been portrayed before so this Orange Wednesday...grab a pal and head off to the flicks!

Wow - August already hey! And in true British style...it's done nothing but piss down! But who cares - we still had quite a few reasons to celebrate didn't we?

Snotface, Lauren, Sparklinglime, Lovelylillisa and Nightbreed have all had a birfday...and it's only the 3rd! Hope you all had great days!

Well - we know that Lauren definately did. Lise took her clan down to watch Everton play Preston North End at the Emirates Stadium in the Emirates Cup on Saturday as a treat for Lauren's 17th Birthday. A fantastic time was had by all and Everton rounded the day off with a convincing 17 - 0 win over PNE.

Ooooh sorrrrrrry - was in Dora Land for a moment there....hahahaaaa! Noooooooo - they went to watch Arsenal v Juve! Oh well - they still had a fab time (EFC v PNE would have been better LOL!)

We've had a couple of new faces in the Lab this week too...Andy - you're most welcome.

Oh - and Big Bother too.

He's watching me now so better start behaving, eh?

And so to the news.

This was the week that saw a honeymoon couple brutally gunned down in the Caribbean. Unfortunately the wife didn't survive - but all of us here at BL are sending out positive vibes for her hubby...who was flown back to Wales on Friday for more treatment. We wish him a speedy recovery.

And then Barry George, the man accused of killing Jill Dando was released from prison after spending 8 years behind bars. Apparently, he couldn't have killed her because he was stalking someone else at the time.

Oh well - that's ok then.

Just got time to say congratulations to Bex who won the Daily Quiz in July because I'm heading out to my A.A. meeting.

(Arcade Anonymous - we have a game in Elite Posters that I am thoroughly addicted to...thanks Shazzz!)

"THIS IS BIG BOTHER: COULD DORA COME TO THE DIARY ROOM PLEASE?"

Oh bugger....til next time! Toodle Pip my little Labbers!

Then......... Bally takes over with

Welcome to another week of wonder on the forum that is Blacklabyrinth.

The green and black place, filled with friends, frivolity and fun.

This week has witnessed some appalling behaviour in the BL BB house.

An enormous amount of forum time has been squandered watching the shenanigans of the BLBB Housemates.

Kayleigh must have the stomach of a hippopotamus as she has ‘eaten’ almost all of the fixtures and fittings along with the bodily eliminations from other housemates! Ewww!

As you can imagine, she is not a popular choice to share a bed with.

Too much time has also been spent in the ungodly pass-time of ‘boob flashing!’

Some folk as just soooo basic!

The housemates have had a painting task which has produced some fine examples of modern art. Well Done, ladies, hope to see you at the Tate next year.

Blacklabyrinth would like to congratulate our very own Charlie and Lys who announced their engagement earlier in the week. We are delighted for you both.

YOOO HOOO!!!!

Our first BL wedding will be taking place in the autumn.

They will be delighted to know Pat has decided to wear his spinning bow tie to the ceremony.

The music section of the forum has yet again been bouncing with the sweet strains of ACDC, Led Zeppelin and…Tiffany! We do have an eclectic group of members.

We, again, hope our members with sick family members can stay strong and continue to stress they have our support and prayers.

Our Girl in Arizona finally got to see her beloved David…in double!
Sue writes from a very sandy place;

About Bloody Time
A few weeks ago, I bemoaned the fact that the final episode in this series of Doctor Who would not be shown in the US for another few weeks. I have spent that time being a Very Good Girl, by scrupulously avoiding every thread on every forum that talked about the Grand Finale which, according to a report from Kev, one of BL's Dr Who fans, was watched by 20 million viewers in the UK. Very, very impressive.
Last night was the Big Night. The Firedrake Family, polished off their tea, topped up their drinks and settled down to watch the Big One.

Word to the wise, never, ever watch anything you love on the US SciFi channel, unless you have a pecular fondness for low-budget, naff commercials for "male enhancement" products. There were commercials EVERY 10 MINUTES!!!!!!! The girl on the "male enhancement" product commercial was so ugly that Mr. Firedrake dryly pointed out that you'd need that product to get a rise off her.
Still, it was worth the long wait. I know RTD has his critics, but his revival of this old BBC chesnut should earn him a Royal gong or two. The writing was top notch, the acting incredible and the story was very very clever. The littlest Firedrake was sobbing his little heart out at the end of the episode and his old mum was wiping a tear or two away when Bernard Cribbins (bless him) stood on the doorstep with tears in his eyes. It was a heartbreaking moment.
Lucky Rose, she gets a repro doctor with a human heart. I loved the Doctor's reasons for leaving his cloned twin with her, and the way Rose and her new Doctor stood hand in hand on the sand of Bad Wolf Bay, like lost, bewildered children, watching the Tardis disappear.
We will watch it again tonight, through the magic of DVR, so we can fast forward through the commercials. I know it will only be 24 hours since we saw it last, but I still can't wait.
Note to BBC Gift Shop...when will the Cloned Doctors go on sale for Christmas?

And our very own YoVille Neet has this to add;

On BL this week the BLBB housemates were set a task to draw a member of BL and post it up. As you can imagine, we've had some absolutely cracking pictures and a lot of fun drawing them. If you want to see them come and join us.

On a more serious note, some of our members (me included) had to be treated for shock recently when facebook took it's scrabulous game off. There was a lot of crying and footstamping I can tell you! Luckily it was all sorted out and everyone is back to normal.

Thank you so much for the contributions this week. We know people have busy lives but it is wonderful that they take time out to show their support for our wonderful forum.
Hope you all have a ‘fabby’ week and remember....Good girls go to heaven, Vixens go EVERYWHERE!
Love Bally xxx

I'm Bloggy, Bloggy, Bloggy, Bloggy...

2008-07-13T12:10:00.002+01:00

On Monday a war with Sweden was narrowly averted after IKEA delivered Bally’s new flat-packed kitchen. I thought it was a Pot Noodle kitchen. All she had to do was add boiling water and leave for 5 mins, then scold your mouth. Alas not. Anyway, speaking of war I think that we could be having a best kitchen one as Lisem is getting her new kitchen built as we speak. She’s hoping to beat the current world record for the shortest kitchen build of 3 years, 5 months 27 days, 12 hours and 2 mins set by our very own BLT!

We had a cheek to start a thread this week. Us off all people discussing strange names! What every next? A thread criticising the cleanliness of “How Clean is Your House?”. So Jemima-Roly-Poly-With-Custard you try being successful or lucky with a name like John?

It’s only 4000 shopping days till Xmas, but only 299 till the Harry Potter film is out. Not that Shazzz is bothered or counting. Or anyway else is. Aren’t you DJ? A few people where saying that they have read the book. Who are they trying to kid – us read a book! Coming Soon “Bally’s guide to Sex Education and killing with melons”. It’s a pop-up book with nice pictures.

Well Tuesday brought a few medical visits. Tabfa had Monday in hospital. She’s still not given birth, but kept the Birthday, Xmas and Graduation presents it’s been going on that long! Willow went into see about something that was twisted. No, not her evil mind, but her knee. Molly went in for triple test results. They still found no sign of a brain. Your very own lord has been to the dentist. I had to have two injections. First time I’ve had two pricks since I lost that bet with Shazzz. (Ouch)

Well it got to Wednesday and there was a funny smell about the place. It wasn’t Dora’s un-packed suitcase. Love was in the air. 2 of our members finally outted each other. While DJ and Chilli are still in the closet, DJ and Scared announced publicly that they will be doing Snipsnap duets and Leslie Grantham Web-cam convos. However, it has since come to light that they have been merely we-conferencing. I hope they were safe web-conferencing and using Durex firewalls.

Thursday’s child is sick. Yep, Bally was distracted by an Ill boy. He didn’t know what was wrong with him, but a day on the X-box managed to cure him. Also a morning of inquisitive questions to the “Frog Mod”. Also the hot topic was Iran joining the ‘Axis of Photoshop’. They meant to launch 4 missiles, but they only managed to launch 3 and photoshopped the other one in. Before you ask, Shazzz turned them down. If it had been heads on sticks then fine.

On Friday the eviction took place. Mario was voted out of BB. His fan club let him down. Nothing to do with the fact he was a complete boring idiot. Now that the president has joined BL the fan club has had to disband. So welcome to BL Chilandra. A little red fluffy thing appeared on the forum this weekend. That’s right Steph got her pencil case out!

So till next week, stay beautiful. Love and light and all that (expletive). Neilll

And now I pass you over the Anita for the final word on today's blog

This week in BL we've had all sorts of excitement, from new jobs to new members, tasty recipes to different names.The shocking news is one of our most loyal members has been brutally denied her BL fix by her OH, he BROKE the internet BAD BAD Mr. Sass.
We've also had a lot of fun with parking wars (although some members are a bit too keen *cough* lisem *cough* lol)

There's quite a range of topics being discussed in our News section so join BL and have your say!.

2 members, 1 blog

2008-07-06T16:47:00.001+01:00

Well here’s my 2ps worth on this week in BL.

There has been as considerable lack of man (or woman) power at Mod Towers this week. The strain has been evident.. Chilli and myself having all the extra Russian porn sites that Lise and Dora normally vanish has been great.

Lilith has manage to reach 1000 posts. What took you so long?

It’s been a week or returns. Lise is back. Dora is due back any minute. Gemma has joined. She used to be on DE with a lot of us. Also my Dad returned home after 9 months. The Summer returned. And promptly buggered off again. The Daleks returned too. Cristiano Ronaldo returned to Man U…. but for how long?

We’ve been talking about what music you’ve been listening too. I wont embarrass you now. If you do upset me I’ll let the public know about the secret collection. All I can say is “gay 70’s disco”.

We’ve had a bit of drama this week. Mum’s upsetting us. People not putting things in the bin. Pets throwing up on the stairs. People parking vehicles in the street. People choking.

Also the 2 biggest TV events this week were……………………………………

TENNIS! 10 million tuned into watch Andy Murray battle back from Match Point to win in 5 sets against Richard Guesget. Then 11 Million watching hum bend over and let Nadal spank him. He’s looking at lot younger than when he played for Barcelona. (there was a famous player that played for Barca).

Of course it was the end of Doctor Who this week. Just for Sue, I’ll not spoil it for you. As I didn’t watch it either. I’m not going to get to see it till 8pm Sunday.

Just to finish off with a little know fact. You know Rex from Big Brother? He owns 3 resteraunts in London. WOW. Poncy git.

I’m Neill, I blog therefore I am.

From Firedrake

So another week has passed and the big talking point, both this Saturday night and last Saturday night, was the final two episodes of the latest series of Doctor Who.
Being as we're now four weeks behind the UK in the programme's airing, this BL member is faced with a terrible dilemma. Do I sneak a peak at the OMG Dr Who thread? or do I remain virtuous and settle down in 4 weeks' time to watch the final episode, completely unaware of the outcome. Well....not completely unaware...I happened to look at the BBC News website and noticed that the delicious Mr. Tennant will be staying on for at least a little while longer. That's enough to keep me from taking a peep at the spoilers dotted all over the 'net....for the time being.
In the meantime, I'd ask all our beloved BL members to keep my "lalala" thread bumped up, so that, if I feel temptation creeping up on me, I have some where to go.

I will finish by saying.....thank God that David Morrisey is out of the picture for the time being, and I shall buy some more paper towels to wipe the drool off the TV screen for as long as the lovely Mr. Tennant is playing the good Doctor.

A big thank you too Neil and Firedrake for this weeks blog. Remember to comment if you like them and also if you wish to contribute then please PM either neil or myself

shazzzz

I blog therefor I am

2008-06-29T18:20:00.002+01:00

Well another week over and it's time to sit back and review the weeks happenings form ModTowers. There's a bit of space not that Dora has got to Jamica (no, she went of her own accord) to re-new her wedding vows. There was some confusion as a member thought that she was going to re-view her wedding vows. This of course means there is not long wait for the bathroom in the morning. So one mod will come back all sun-tanned and relaxed. Well I hope that all went well (lucky person).

Then we had another Mod depart for the sunny climate of....... Devon??!!?!!?!!?!?! Yes Lisem blocked the toilet and bailed to Devon for a week in a caravan. She also left the kitchen in a right tip. We've had no reports of a mad women resorting to alcohol or lots of electrical stores being raided in an attempt to combat net widthrawal. We hope she has a good time without BL.

In other news there was a certian Birthday this week. Yes Nelson Mandela turned 90. We'd like to wish him a happy brithday, but he's not a member so we wont. Amy Winehouse checked out of Rehab (yes,yes, yes) Played a couple of gigs and is probably now waking up with a massive hangover. He blokey is still in prison, but when he gets out I'm sure that a strap-on dildo will come in useful in the bedroom. Also petrol prices are up. Again. Probably just copy and paste that from now on. Labour have had a bad week. Finishing 5th in a by-election and the leader ofr Scotish Labour resigning over some scandal. Well it wouldn't be policits If there wasn't a scandal. Wimbledon and Glastonbury have both started. For once there's been no rain. Yet. Big Brother. What were they thinking? PINK HAIR DYE! They should of got Darnel pissed and then dyed all his hair pink. Oh yeah, Dennis got kicked out for spitting in Mohammed's face. Apperently Dennis wanted Mohammed to spit in his face, but Mohammed wasn't up for it. I think a few more week in the house and Mohammed would have accepted Dennis. Just no patiance young boy.

Facebook. There is a BL group there now. After all the hummings and haarings I've finally joined a "social networking" site. So far all the members have owned me. I've been forced to sleep in the letter box. I've had some women stalking me from Nottingham. I've had so many requests (some of which I can't mention *neet*) and a pillow fight. Also the hide the sausage game was brilliant! I've got the bruises from being "poked" so much!

To end I suppose I better mention a certian someone. It was their bithday on Friday. I would like to thank Demi and Alan for coming down on Friday, Caz for popping in on Sat, Mia for the Yankies, Bally for the Flowers, Jules, Chilli, Lise, Dora fort he cards. If anyone else sent something that I've not mentioned then thanks. Those that I have mentioned thanks. Thanks for making next year even harder. I've not got to think and plan ahead now!

Now if you got a phone call on Friday night then I forgot to mention that I won the Euromillions on Friday. The money wont change me. I think that the £6.50 will come in handy. As I mentioned I did call a few memebers. I'd like to thank BLT for being a good laugh. Also Bally and Lise for joining in. Also Goblin was a good laugh. I think she was speachless. he he he. Now Tabfa. Whats the number for the Pizza Express? I was drunk enough to call it. I even thought that's an easy nu,ber to remember. Maybe for revenge you'll have to go through childbirth - WITH NO DRUGS!

I could go on forever, but I've been told not to mention my sex life. Till next week.......

keep on posting.

Neillll

Her Royal Radgieness

2008-06-22T11:45:00.003+01:00

Whoooo well this week I am pleased to bring you the wonderful world of BL as seen through another one of mods eyes, this week the BL blog is brought to you by no other than Dora

Hola you 'orrible lot! Welcome to this week's BL Blog...coming to you from Her Royal Radgieness, Dora the Explorer.

Well guys, this was my last full week in BL Land for, as you all know very well by now, I'm off exploring again on Tuesday. So, in between the ironing and trying (in vain) to use the new epilator on me legs - I've been making notes in readiness to pop my Blog Cherry!

OK - where to begin? With old friends I think! It was lovely to see SPI Richard and Starryeyedsis back on the Lab again....Welcome Back! BLT also returned from her, ahem, less than enjoyable Nile Cruise...but in true Vixen stylee is currently in the process of complaining like mad - give 'em hell missus!

Another high point was our Kayh's new job...mucho congrats Kerry - hope it's all going well!

Here'd be a good point to mention that a certain someone managed to bag her 10,000th post too...whilst Tabfa reached 2000 and Nits got to 6000! Congratulations ladies - you now officially talk too much!

This was also the week where we Vixens were informed of a deep, dark secret that Shazzz has been harbouring for years...

She's a man.

It's official.

I can say no more! LOL!

One of the top topics of convo this week were "Crap Gadgets". Isn't it amazing how much shite we have buried in the back of our kitchen cupboards! Maybe we should do a BL version of "Bargain Hunt", sell the lot off, then all fly to Arizona to torment Firedrake for a week! Hahahahaa - chance would be a fine thing!

In a week where the Credit Crunch and Fuel Prices dominated the headlines - we were also told about the world's most expensive burger...which retails at a whoppin' £95! Typical...we're all skint so Burger King (or whoever it was) comes up with a burger that you'd have to remortgage your house to afford! Barmy!

On a sad note, a father from Cheshire killed himself and his two kids in Snowdonia. The general feeling across BL was how selfish he was...understandably. The world also lost Cyd Charisse...may they all Rest In Peace.

So - here's where I sign off for a well earned 2 week break. Shazzz's back to being smutty again (the Forum breathes a collective sigh of relief) and plans for the September Meet Up are in full flow - Travelodge website has never had so many hits!

Be good while I'm away - see you all soon

Love & Light

Dora

Heheheheeeee

A big thank you too Dora for doing this blog, (remember if you wish to write a blog

or even a few lines for next week, just drop me a PM

till next week

Shazzz

xxxxx

Nice tent trixie

2008-06-15T11:26:00.002+01:00

Hi everyone on this lovely Sunny morning. This weeks Blog is brought to you by no other then
our very own Mod Lisem.

We started out week off looking at sweets of our childhood as manda did a quiz for us all and she bent dens arm behind her back until den went and ordered sweeties on line (she said they were for her daughter, yeah right we believe you) like swapping a dog for a bottle of southern comfort

The warm weather last Sunday lead to trixie deciding she was camp in the back garden , which lead to a vast amount of picture of nice tents for her along with camping buddies which had us all in stitches

We were very religious last weekend with a first communion, christening and our own steph being accepted into the church band, well done steph

We had a link to some stress relieving bubble wrap which we decided we needed for some of our members who had accidents over the weekend, Diane and Caz what you to like

On a serious note a discussion about the comparisons people make between Goths and emo brought some very interesting points on people conception on these totally different groups of individuals , we had some interesting links to gothic culture, architect , and the fact that gothic is more a culture than kids wearing black eyeliner , black clothes

Also the price of petrol which has been the topic for a few weeks but of course this week we saw the strikes leading for calls for people not to panic buy

And all this was before the week even begun. The biggest Question people were asking at the beginning of the week, was, will Neil relent and buy or shazzzy a new slim keyboard or wont he, well he relented on Thursday and slim line the 3rd was brought
This week saw a special anniversary for bexs as it had been a whole year since she joined the forum and marked the event with a brilliant history quiz. We also had a couple of new members that we would like to welcome to our happy home and big congratulations to adi on the birth of his son adi he is gorgeous
And our very own sue picked up a special award over the other side of the world well done sue were all proud of you
Our shazzzy made a shocking statement and promised a smut free day, nothing smutty was going to come out of her mouth, yeah right we believe you but the day brought the first annual BL shmut day and shazzz succeeded but come midnight we were filled again with smut

Neil asked some members to pick another member these could not be admin or mods the members that were picked were set a challenge of increasining there posts by 100 by next Friday except poor sue who as she was nominated twice had to do 200 , come on sue we know you can easily do it

Neet found photoshop with some excellent pictures. BLT dropped into say hello all the way from Egypt but unfortunately not many people were online , sorry we missed you

We ended our week with singsnap with shazzz and bally having requests and DJ giving us songs for our ears

So again we had another intresting and exciting week on the board , if your reading this and not a member , come and join us , loads more has happened but come and see for your self

Until Next week.
I think I can safely say that we all thank you for doing the blog this week Lisem, that was brilliant
and well done for giving this a go

Shazzz

Put a little birdhouse in your soul

2008-06-08T13:07:00.003+01:00

coo coo coo coo Come to me inspiration please

nah its not going to work is it?

Well what have we been upto this week on that weird world that is blacklabyrinth?

Dudley

Well has Dudley recovered? is the question that needs asking this week after 4 of our mods and our Sass descended on the poor innocents. Who would have thought that the ladies would look
so fab in such pink wigs, and some great piccies were took, although I bet theres some that
were not been shown yet, to hide what they really got upto, although Lisem was last seen with
her tongue stuck to a window, I hope that she is freed in time for the September meet up.

Bubble Wrap

Well we have never had too have a health and safety warning on BL before, but think that we
may have to in the future. Yes thats you Caz and Diane, I dont know. I think on a Thursday
evening bubble wrap shall be provided before you log off, for your own protection, although
I still think that Caz'z story about trying to shut the window is dodgy. Yes ladies we all know
that she was really trying some new sexual move on how to jump from the window onto the bed and land on top without breaking his bone....(sadly went a little wrong with Caz nearly breaking hers lol )..

Toot Sweets

Yes thanks too Manda and her oldfashioned sweet quizthis week that had us all watering
a the mouth this week Den now is the new owner of 200 chocolate cups, now I know
that Den will say these are for herself but im sure some chocoalte body paint would have been cheaper lol.

looki cantypewithno spaces

Yes my keyboard is still broke, thats what you get for spitting out good red wine onto it. Yes
I know I cant beleive I wasted a mouth full of good wine either, if it had of been Vodka it would
have had no chance of coming back out lol....

So thanks to Anita, who has seen my keyboard problems as gone is my lovely, slimline tiny
keyboard with lovely little keys, and in comes a big chunky black one with big fat keys and a
space bar that dont work..

now you mucky vixens stop smiling as I said big chunky black one, you dirty buggers

Well thats it, I think ive ran out of inspiration this week and thanks to all the members
that contributed to this weeks blog (hahaha Oh the sarcasm)

remember if you like these blogs to leave a comment it justs for my own ego so that I know
that im not sittinghere waffling to myself like a loon haha

well until next week

me wenches

Shazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

stepping on mini sea horses

2008-06-01T18:31:00.002+01:00

Well guys

Im sorry its been so long since the last blog, I have simply lost my va va voom, and well I gota PM from Manda asking if she could give this a try and so thanks Manda and over to you

notjustthomsmum writes

another busy week in the BL house:
topics discussed this week have ranged from meat free burgers
to managing the england team
to the whether the mcganns should be charged with neglect
the price of motoring (fuel as ever plus commercial insurance this week)
the dangers of licking envelopes
to the all important subject of whether we take a bath or have a shower

some of us have been lucky enough to enjoy a night out (staying in posh london hotels and seeing a show and rocking out with 'the boss'), others have stayed home & have made sure the spirit manufacturers stay in business (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!)

injuries this week include sore calves for too much wii-ing, the after effects of trying to fly and stepping on mini sea horses, er i mean goats head thorns plus the inevitable split sides, which goes with the BL territory

and reports coming in from dud-errr-layyyyyy of a group of vixeny looking women descending on the town with their blue rinses and crimplene outfits are unfounded...at least they smell of yankee candles and not cat pee

have a good week next week everyone, at least half term is over and us mothers dont have to share the internet connection with our brood......

**kayleigh.m** writes

noticed we havent had one in a while, thanks to manda who suggested us all taking a turn, not that good at writing, but here goes...

since out last blog, diane has converted her girlfriend kate over to bl, because at first she was annoyed that diane spent so much time on here-but now shes a member too, kate set a challenge to diane to see if she could get to 1000 posts in a day. unfortunately diane didnt make it, but she came very close! :)

people of dudley were warned to close all doors and windows, and to stay inside, as the vixens are visiting.....
havent yet heard about the damage done by the vixens on the loose, or whether it is safe for the people to come out from hiding.
chilli gave them a list of things to take pictures of-looking forward to seeing those-they were very funny :)

shazzz has been doing some of her photoshop art-making a funny picture of dj calzar in a gimp suit :D i lmao for ages :) luckily i have been safe from shazzz so far (hope this doesnt give her ideas)

Can I just say a big thanks to Manda and Kayleigh for this, and promise to get my arse in gear
again

xxxx

apparently it looks like a snatch

2008-05-04T11:48:00.004+01:00

This weeks Blog is brought to you from Simsbabe....

Its brilliant too see another member of the forum being involved and so a big thanks goes out to Mel....

Simsbabe writes

Well Shazz has allowed me to have a bash at the BL Blog this week, hope i can do as good a job as Claire did for the last few weeks!

Another week in the fantastic forumland of BL, where theres always something to talk about and always someone there with an ear to listen and, if needs be, a shoulder to cry on, and where Liam eventually got popped and became purple!

Shazzz has been talking about getting a tatoo done......apparently it looks like a snatch......so Neill is going to have to turn it around.....but my question is, will it then look like an inside out snatch?!! Cant wait to see the pictures when its done, im sure it will look fab!

DJ has been suffering from tonsillitus, so has been taking a break from Singsnap this week.....we have missed your songs DJ, thank goodness your better and i hope you will be serenading us all again soon!

Speaking of Singsnap Shazz managed to find a fabulous guy on there who is willing to sing Steps for her. Stannyyjoes hits include Birds and The Bees, Some Girls and Rag Doll, performed by a singing Mr Bean!! Cant wait to hear his Steps song, especially if Shazz decides to do a duet with him! Hopefully after Ballys twins decades disco on Saturday we shall have some more great songs to listen to!! And dont forget the webcam Bally!!

Lisem had an accident this week involving a Yankee tart and a fireplace.....luckily enough she wasnt too badly hurt and hopefully will be better soon...i think the vixens dont seem to have much luck with Yankees!!! We hope you get better soon Lise.

The forum got together to congratulate Lowrider/Paul for becoming a grandfather at 1.48am on the 30th April, to a lovely little grandaughter called Sophie, weighing in at 6lb 3oz. Congrats on your first grandchild Lowrider, even though you look too young to be a grandfather!

With Neill being Scottish and Shazz being a massive Ranger supporter Shazzz nearly went into meltdown Thursday evening when Rangers made the Uefa cup final.....telling us to "get it up us" resulting in Claire asking if she needed to bend over and not minding anything as long as it wasnt spiky and Shazz being close to tears!

On a slightly more serious note the news section has been buzzing again this week, the McCanns still being a talking point, and the royals, especially prince William, and the sport section has included chats about Mansfield Town and poor old Derby, the sports section also included something we never thought we would see......Lisems thread "Come on man united"!

As I write this we are awaiting the results of Liams battle to become MP for Slough....although he doesnt seem too bothered whether he gets it or not, considering it as more of a social experiment rather than the beginning of his quest for world domination!!! Claire and i do hope he never included any of his and Sims World Of Worldcraft dorkiness in his manifesto!!! You know we are only joking guys!!

Anyway, I hope this blog is up to scratch....hopefully Claire will be back next week, if not you may have to put up with me again!!! And the question still remains from last week, what has happened to all the fadge action??!!

Until the next time........Melxxxx

**kayleigh.m** writes

i learnt something this week though (for once) and can now proudly say i know what a prep and a scene kid are-my younger sister had been using these words but thought i was stupid for not knowing what they mean!

kayleigh xxx

A big thanks to kayleigh and Mel...

and well if you aint been in the karoke section on blacklabyrinth, I really have to leave you with
these 2 beauties for you too click on and enjoy

ha ha ha ha

Copacabana

I am the one and Only, yes you are Neillll ha ha ha

ha ha ha Until Next week

Shazzz

xxxx

Can turtles be hypnotised?

2008-04-27T17:00:00.003+01:00

This weeks blog comes from Claire, as she done such a great job writing last weeks for us.

Over to Claire

Another week later, and I'm still blogging. Welcome to the bizzare world of Blacklabyrinth, unlike any forum you will ever come across.

There have been revelations a plenty on BL this week, also much confusion. Which involves "trolling" and other forum which i shall not mention.

I have no idea the who, what's, where's and why's, but people, if it annoys you that much..
Turn the computer to OFF!

Shazzz sparked my interest this week by pondering "Can turtles be hypnotised?" Good question, can someone let us know, as i dont think this subject is closed yet! Simsbabe and myself managed once again to clear the shoutbox, just by talking about fish. And Lisem also kept all things fishy going by dragging a thread screaming and kicking into the gutter by bringing up the subject of crabs........

Us Vixens seem slightly obsessed with marine life this week. Actually, Lisem has been on top form this week, photoshopping away to her hearts content. If you want to know what she did, you will have to join, become a vixen, but if you do, bring Tena lady... you WILL need them.

Neil finally repped someone, which i heard is about as likely as Didier Drogba genuinely falling over.. Kev was the lucky recipient, and i want to know what he did to get that!! The mind boggles.

Shazzz made some drunk posts, how the head this morning hun? Last i heard she was trying to work out where to stick a webcam.

Our Blacklabyrinth X factor section has been enlarged due to the fact that BL members seem to enjoy a bit of singing! I have yet to wander in there myself, im saving it for a special occasion (when drunk). And as ever the News section has been the place to go to shout out your opinion, Bank charges and the McCanns being two of our topics this week.

All in all, it's been another top week on BL, seriously, this forum really does have everything. Join me next week, if Shazzz lets me do this again, to find out if crabs are replacing buckets? And where all the fadge action has gone too.

Until next time... Claire x

members comments

DJ Calzar writes

Thursday I posted a link to what is probably the most Heinous crime committed against animals and that is fur trading, it is a very emotive subject and I realise that not everyone will want to watch the video I posted and that's fair it is truly disturbing. The practices that certain countries will go to to make a quick buck is truly beyond me, can I ask that those who feel strongly enough about this and while I realise we all join loads of different causes, consider PETA
as another one. You don't have to view the newsletters just support them. Together we can make a difference.

Can I just say that it was not my intention to reduce anyone to tears although I really did have some when I viewed the video, but just to bring debate to the forum and for a worthy cause.

Thanks

DJ Calzar But you guys can call me Mark your the best.

**kayleigh.m** writes

this week i would like to say about my goth sisters revenge on chavs in her school.

my sister and her friends have been going round getting revenge on all chavs-whenever there is a group of chavs playing their music, my sister would stand near them with her friends and play their music louder than the chavs have theirs.
also if there is chavs walking in front of them my sister laughs and whispers to her mates about how boring and the same their dress sense is and the way they act.
also she puts stickers on peoples backs with anti-chav messages while theyre walking about on the corridor :)

another thing i like to share with you is that i took my 2 little brothers shopping on thursday and the oldest, who is 5, said "you would just love to spend all your money on us, it would make you happy!"
my brothers come up with all dorts of funny things :)

kayleigh xxx

Once again a big thank you too the members that take part and contribute to the blog, so thanks Claire, DJ and Kayleigh.

Love shazzz
xxxxxxx

bucket fadge bucket

2008-04-19T22:31:00.003+01:00

Can i just start off by thanking Claire for writing this weeks this
blog as I have as much inspiration this week as a rock on weed

So thanks Claire, its really very much appreciated

Claire writes

Greetings Black labbers, it's my first blog... so please be gentle with me. And if you cant be careful, at least bring a bucket......

I was going to have an indepth look at the amount of time us vixens spend discussing our buckets and fadges, but this week bucket/fadge activity seems to be in decline.

Come on girls!!! I would say i'm dissapointed, but being a memebr of "Blacklabyrinth" dissapointment is something you rarely feel.

As we speak Lisem is off ghost hunting, so good luck hun, bring us one back.. in a bucket???

Were not all sillyness and rudeness... honestly!

Topics up for debate this week have been the sad death of Tv presenter Mark Speight, sympathy and disbelief felt in equal measures, also anger, at drugs claiming another life. David Beckhams infidelity has also been questioned, well for about five minutes until we all realised we didnt actually care too much.

Along with great debates about Yorkshire Ripper Peter Sutcliffe, and Karen Matthews, mother of Shannon. There was also a thread about cheap knickers. Now who says Blacklabyrinth doesnt have it all???

Shazzz's squeals of delight were heard across the country as Motley Crew released a new single. Just as well really, it blocked out the sound of the rest of us weeping into our Pimms..... Kidding Shazzz!

Cap'n Deadeyes stupidly hard treasure hunts are still keeping us busy, and great fun they are too. If your not a member, then why not?

Blacklabyrinth, is officially, "The Worlds Best Forum"

And anyone that says otherwise will be hit very hard with a stick. Im off to loving look at the jar of dirt Mia gave me as a gift for reaching 2000 posts..... i may be back next week if Shazzz lets me, so until then folks... Claire.

A big thanks too our fab memebrs for the posts below

From DJ Calzar

Wasn't sure about this but after all your kind comments this weekend on lack of Luuurve I finally came to the decision just to see how things went and if a certain lady says no then no harm done. And so with that in mind I have joined a few Internet Dating Agencies just to see firstly how I would do. There really are some quite bizarre ones out there depending on what floats your boat. So I was wondering what other BLabbers thought and if anyone has tried this and with what level of success.

So far for me it has been the usual spam, Russia and Africa calling. I have had loads of hits on one site which I find incredibly funny considering all I've put up is a picture and nothing else but that particular site, no names mentioned is only for &^*% buddies and while yes sex would be nice it's better if both people are really into each other than a quick wam bam thank you mam.

So Internet Dating Is it a Hero or a Zero?

**kayleigh.m** Writes

things that have given me something to think about this week

1. if a duck has one leg would it swim in circles? if that is true a 3 legged duck would swim in triangles! but why doesnt a 2 legged duck swim in.........whatever a 2 sided shape is???

2. if there was nothing else available would i eat a human??

3. why do i talk crap???

kayleigh xxx

A big thank you too everone involved in this weeks blog, its all very much appreciated.

And an extra big thank you too Claire for saving my arse xxx

shazzz

Ballsybumbag

2008-04-09T11:46:00.006+01:00

Well 1st can I thank everyone for reading last week and all your lovely commentsand feedback that I recieve its all appreciated.

Well what can I say about this week, I cant believe that after years of bringing that forum down to gutter level that we are so famous for, we finally have a thread in the paranormal section that im enjoying reading and its got a good debate behind it, and for once its not a mass - debate lol

Talking about gutter level, what has Goblin and Anita been upto this week? mmmmm

I shall let you judge that one, here is just an example of some posts

Anita: I'm bopping about in my chair these are brill!

Goblin: Neet, I'm very glad you like them. May they bring you hours and hours of pleasure.

Yes are you all said I was the dirty minded one on Blacklabyrinth mmmmmm

Look Im Nice

Now as im being nice to everyone this week, I shall pass this oppertunity to look at
Chili and lise and go HA HA HA HA, as im in a nice mood and as a Spurs fan I wont be
mentioning Arsenal being beat by Liverpool this week in this blog, coz im nice like that.

and what can we say about Doctor who returning? I think that there is only one thing
that we can say and that is Adipose.

On Line Karaoke

Well this week has proved what budding little starletts we are on Blacklabyrinth.
Perhaps some starletts like myself should be nipped in bud before they start but others
wow, who would have thought that our very own mods were total Diva's

Now I wont put up the whole selection but these just has to put up in here

Suprise

DJ

mr lover himself

Members comments.

This week its nice too see other members contributing to the blog and this week its
DJ Calzar that is responding to Kayleighs post from last week

DJ writes

I am truly ashamed of our society for judging others by their appearance and the problem with Chavs, Neds or whatever society decides to label them is because they've not really had an education and most of them are either pissed up or drugged up and I agree with Kayleigh their a blight on our society.

I love people who don't confirm to society's view of what's normal, Long live the purple and red haired rock godesses and men, the punk rockers and the goths. Their more ****ing interesting than The Tracksuited morons who call themselves normal.

Excuse the swearing but I love the folk here on Bl and I am really disgusted at those little buggars who killed Sophie.

**kayleigh.m** writes

i have really enjoyed writing for this blog, so im going to try and think of something to write every week

this week many bl members have been recording themselfs sing-i would love to join in but my headphones and microphone are broken so i cant listen to them or make my own :(
maybe someones trying to tell me that my singings a bit crap-but thats what most bl members say, and their singing is good :)

kayleigh xxx

and this week we have another new face thank you notjustthomsmum who writes

You're...
My friend,
My companion,
Through good times and bad,
My friend,
My buddy,
Through happy and sad,
Beside me you stand,
Beside me you walk,
You're there to listen,
You're there to talk,
With happiness,
With smiles,
With pain and tears,
I know you'll be there, throughout the years!

You are all good friends to me and I am grateful to you

Our final word this week comes from our very own witch D

Thank You!

Myself and Alan would like to thank everyone for there kind messages after announcing our engagement! Especially the ones asking if I can handle his Sparkly Tshirt addiction.
It means alot that my friends wish us well. Our friends at BL mean so much to us and it is just a fantastic community.

Love Demi xx

Once again can i thank everyone for the contributions and thank everyone for reading

Shazzz

xx

Are we there yet?

2008-04-06T12:24:00.008+01:00

Well what can we say about this week in the land of the lab?

Dare you enter Blacklabyrinth? has always been our moto....

Recently its became Dare you put up your piccy on Blacklabyrinth? Yes we now have our very
own budding Rolf Harris on the forum, non other than our very own Ballybumba.

Is anyone safe? Well yes just dont let her get your picture lol...

Now not only has bally now learnt how to make us all into frogs, bet lynch, chickens and
dame edna, she has now ventured into the world of you tube as well...

warning View at your own risk lol...

Blacklabyrinth can not be held for the action of the Donkey of Death.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWxn0aCJO3g

and of course our very own Vixens grand national...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIII0jHNt90

I will look forward too seeing some more of them from Bally in the future.

CONGRATS

Congrats is in order this week as 2 of our members have announced there engagement
yes DJ Calzer and Durek ha ha ha ha nah only kidding there...

A big congrats too Alan and Demi who announced their engagement this week, everyone
at Blacklabyrinth wishes you all the health and happiness in the world and a long and
happy future together....

This week the guest writer is **kayleigh.m** , thanks Kayleigh its all appreciated hun...

**kayleigh.m** writes

I am referring to last weeks blog "round here i live in an area with lots of chavs, and round here nobody seems to like me, but on here on blacklabyrinth i feel at home and can be myself. weird people are better than chavs, in my opinion chavs arent even proper people, they dont seem normal-the people on bl are normal to me :)
people shouldnt be considered normal if theyre nasty to people, and want to dress the same as other people, it should be normal to be yourself and respect others for being themselfs

also theres nothing wrong with the way shazzz and her husband look and they shouldnt be treated differently by people because they look different, theyre very nice people, and a whole lot better than the rough chavs who call them names :)

"i would like to share with you all that my mum, who is pregnant, had her scan last week and is having a girl :)

also in response to last weeks blog entry-weird people rule!!!
my signature on bl is-Any ordinary person can be normal, but it takes an extra special person to be different

kayleigh xxx"

Lastly can I just add a special mention to some people who have lost a parent recently
and some are having to face the reality of thier fathers illness.

Can I please say that we are thinking of you all and if their is anything that we can do
for you then please let us know. Please stay strong xxx

Lisem
Madvixen
Ballybumba
Simsbabe
Den

Can I just remind everyone, that they can take part in the blog by sending me a PM about anything and it shall appear on here, so come on everyone and please get involved.

Thanks for reading

shazzz.

Ignorance

2008-03-29T13:03:00.009Z

Today Im going to be doing this a little different and putting up my feelings about the recent news, well more to the point Sophie Lancaster and Robert Maltby.

For them that have seen me or know me, know that I look a little different, simply because I have red hair and dont conform or dress to what is suppose to be "norm" in todays society.

Now Sophie and her boyfriend Robert were so badly beaten by a group of thugs simply because they did not conform to what these thugs thought was "norm", but to Sophie and Robert the way they looked and dressed was normal, normal for them.

Well im tellin you now to everyone out there that is reading this. There is NO normal way to be or dress, its not all black and white. There is a whole Gray area inbetween. My normal is someone elses normal, but who gives someone the right to abuse me because I dont fit in with their idea of normal.

No one deserves to be killed by the way they look. I myself come across this predjudce everyday and have learnt to rise above it. So far im lucky and have not had any pyschical confrentations, but have learnt to live with being called a freak on many occasions and 99% of the time I am called, its by teenage boys 17 and under.

But I am begining to wonder if it was simply because Sophie and Robert looked different or would this group have been out to get anyone that evening? When interviewed the mother of one of the boys accused, sat and laughed. What does that say? Have this thugs been brought up with prejuduce as normal to them? Did they call overweight people? Did black people get called by them? Did Asians get called by them? Was this night, the night where Sophie and Robert
where simply in the wrong place at the wrong time?

Im my opinion you have to go through more checks when buying a pet from the RSPCA, with house checks, and garden checks and background checks, and follow up and yearly checks, and yet anyone can be parent with not 1 check to make sure that you are able and suitable
enough to bring up a child in the 1st place.

Any murderer any peodophile any wife or husband beater, anyone with GBH or an ABH
can become a parent without any checks on whether they are actually fit enough to
becoming parents and be able to guide children through life to be a well rounded adult.

Where are the checks to make sure that people are responsible enough to be able to raise a child? I tell you there are none

A few weeks ago, my neighbour, was of course in jest calling me Sharon Osbourne and my husband that has long hair Ozzy.. now his son who is 4 was saying it as well......

Although this was said in jest this to me is how prejudce does start.. i know he means no harm by it, but its things like this that start these things...

the amount of time, ive been called scary mary or chavs in the supermarket have whispered something about my hair colour or my husbands long hair simply because it dont conform to their "norm"....

Instead of now putting up with this, I now make it known that I have heard them and make sure that everyone around me knows what prejudces are being said when I ask them to repeat allowed to my face what they have just said behind my back, but sadly its coming all too familiar in todays society, it seams that instead of the world becoming more tolerent of different its becoming less

RIP Sophie, you went far too young and for all the wrong reasons.

Just to end this on a lighter note.

Each week we will be having members from the forum submitting things for this blog, it can be anything they want. Now unless your on the moon, you will know that MHL has been on all week.

One of our users **kayleigh.m** has contributed to this weeks blog...

i have been trying to get mentioned on mhl all week!! theyve still not shown my messages, i think they know im making it up after my "i saw a fadge on webcam 2" on the first night and have written down who i am and "do not put on anything from this crazy woman!" they let someone say they saw an elephant on one of the webcams, yet didnt put one of my more sensible ones on!!!

kayleigh xxx

Thanks Kayleigh dont know which version you have been watching too see fadges hun lol..

Thanks for reading

Shazzz.

HI there me minions

2008-03-25T13:48:00.003Z

Well it was Easter this week and so nothing much was happing on the forum.

Well Kayleigh is in the process of trying to get the words bucket and fadge mentioned on MH this week. To be honest I think that there onto us now (the swines)

They seams to be a lot of lurve this week as well, with one member developing puppy eyes for someone, come on lets all cooo together awwwwwwwww

and BREAKING NEWS

Shiela announced her kitchen is nearly finished... yes you read that here 2nd as it was said 1st on the forum last week lol

Just a short one this week to introduce myself and to get a feel for this place. If anyone wants to right a piece for this place
then simply contact myself, and I would love to have some members from the forum on here
writing their own section.

Well I shall sign off for now but please come and visit us soon

shazzz