Sunday, 27 April 2008

Can turtles be hypnotised?

This weeks blog comes from Claire,  as she done such a great job writing last weeks for us.



Over to Claire


Another week later, and I'm still blogging. Welcome to the bizzare world of Blacklabyrinth, unlike any forum you will ever come across.

There have been revelations a plenty on BL this week, also much confusion. Which involves "trolling" and other forum which i shall not mention.

I have no idea the who, what's, where's and why's, but people, if it annoys you that much..
Turn the computer to OFF!

Shazzz sparked my interest this week by pondering "Can turtles be hypnotised?" Good question, can someone let us know, as i dont think this subject is closed yet! Simsbabe and myself managed once again to clear the shoutbox, just by talking about fish. And Lisem also kept all things fishy going by dragging a thread screaming and kicking into the gutter by bringing up the subject of crabs........

Us Vixens seem slightly obsessed with marine life this week. Actually, Lisem has been on top form this week, photoshopping away to her hearts content. If you want to know what she did, you will have to join, become a vixen, but if you do, bring Tena lady... you WILL need them.

Neil finally repped someone, which i heard is about as likely as Didier Drogba genuinely falling over.. Kev was the lucky recipient, and i want to know what he did to get that!! The mind boggles.

Shazzz made some drunk posts, how the head this morning hun? Last i heard she was trying to work out where to stick a webcam.

Our Blacklabyrinth X factor section has been enlarged due to the fact that BL members seem to enjoy a bit of singing! I have yet to wander in there myself, im saving it for a special occasion (when drunk). And as ever the News section has been the place to go to shout out your opinion, Bank charges and the McCanns being two of our topics this week.

All in all, it's been another top week on BL, seriously, this forum really does have everything. Join me next week, if Shazzz lets me do this again, to find out if crabs are replacing buckets? And where all the fadge action has gone too.

Until next time... Claire x


members comments


DJ Calzar writes


Thursday I posted a link to what is probably the most Heinous crime committed against animals and that is fur trading, it is a very emotive subject and I realise that not everyone will want to watch the video I posted and that's fair it is truly disturbing. The practices that certain countries will go to to make a quick buck is truly beyond me, can I ask that those who feel strongly enough about this and while I realise we all join loads of different causes, consider PETA
as another one. You don't have to view the newsletters just support them. Together we can make a difference.

Can I just say that it was not my intention to reduce anyone to tears although I really did have some when I viewed the video, but just to bring debate to the forum and for a worthy cause.

Thanks

DJ Calzar But you guys can call me Mark your the best.


**kayleigh.m** writes


this week i would like to say about my goth sisters revenge on chavs in her school.

my sister and her friends have been going round getting revenge on all chavs-whenever there is a group of chavs playing their music, my sister would stand near them with her friends and play their music louder than the chavs have theirs.
also if there is chavs walking in front of them my sister laughs and whispers to her mates about how boring and the same their dress sense is and the way they act.
also she puts stickers on peoples backs with anti-chav messages while theyre walking about on the corridor :)

another thing i like to share with you is that i took my 2 little brothers shopping on thursday and the oldest, who is 5, said "you would just love to spend all your money on us, it would make you happy!"
my brothers come up with all dorts of funny things :)

kayleigh xxx



Once again a big thank you too the members that take part and contribute to the blog, so thanks Claire, DJ and Kayleigh.


Love shazzz
xxxxxxx

Saturday, 19 April 2008

bucket fadge bucket

Can i just start off by thanking Claire for writing this weeks this
blog as I have as much inspiration this week as a rock on weed


So thanks Claire, its really very much appreciated



Claire writes



Greetings Black labbers, it's my first blog... so please be gentle with me. And if you cant be careful, at least bring a bucket......

I was going to have an indepth look at the amount of time us vixens spend discussing our buckets and fadges, but this week bucket/fadge activity seems to be in decline.

Come on girls!!! I would say i'm dissapointed, but being a memebr of "Blacklabyrinth" dissapointment is something you rarely feel.

As we speak Lisem is off ghost hunting, so good luck hun, bring us one back.. in a bucket???

Were not all sillyness and rudeness... honestly!

Topics up for debate this week have been the sad death of Tv presenter Mark Speight, sympathy and disbelief felt in equal measures, also anger, at drugs claiming another life. David Beckhams infidelity has also been questioned, well for about five minutes until we all realised we didnt actually care too much.

Along with great debates about Yorkshire Ripper Peter Sutcliffe, and Karen Matthews, mother of Shannon. There was also a thread about cheap knickers. Now who says Blacklabyrinth doesnt have it all???

Shazzz's squeals of delight were heard across the country as Motley Crew released a new single. Just as well really, it blocked out the sound of the rest of us weeping into our Pimms..... Kidding Shazzz!

Cap'n Deadeyes stupidly hard treasure hunts are still keeping us busy, and great fun they are too. If your not a member, then why not?

Blacklabyrinth, is officially, "The Worlds Best Forum"

And anyone that says otherwise will be hit very hard with a stick. Im off to loving look at the jar of dirt Mia gave me as a gift for reaching 2000 posts..... i may be back next week if Shazzz lets me, so until then folks... Claire.





A big thanks too our fab memebrs for the posts below

From DJ Calzar


Wasn't sure about this but after all your kind comments this weekend on lack of Luuurve I finally came to the decision just to see how things went and if a certain lady says no then no harm done. And so with that in mind I have joined a few Internet Dating Agencies just to see firstly how I would do. There really are some quite bizarre ones out there depending on what floats your boat. So I was wondering what other BLabbers thought and if anyone has tried this and with what level of success.

So far for me it has been the usual spam, Russia and Africa calling. I have had loads of hits on one site which I find incredibly funny considering all I've put up is a picture and nothing else but that particular site, no names mentioned is only for &^*% buddies and while yes sex would be nice it's better if both people are really into each other than a quick wam bam thank you mam.

So Internet Dating Is it a Hero or a Zero?


**kayleigh.m** Writes


things that have given me something to think about this week

1. if a duck has one leg would it swim in circles? if that is true a 3 legged duck would swim in triangles! but why doesnt a 2 legged duck swim in.........whatever a 2 sided shape is???

2. if there was nothing else available would i eat a human??

3. why do i talk crap???

kayleigh xxx






A big thank you too everone involved in this weeks blog, its all very much appreciated.

And an extra big thank you too Claire for saving my arse xxx


shazzz

Wednesday, 9 April 2008

Ballsybumbag

Well 1st can I thank everyone for reading last week and all your lovely commentsand feedback that I recieve its all appreciated.


Well what can I say about this week, I cant believe that after years of bringing that forum down to gutter level that we are so famous for, we finally have a thread in the paranormal section that im enjoying reading and its got a good debate behind it, and for once its not a mass - debate lol


Talking about gutter level, what has Goblin and Anita been upto this week? mmmmm

I shall let you judge that one, here is just an example of some posts


 Anita:     I'm bopping about in my chair  these are brill!

Goblin:    Neet, I'm very glad you like them. May they bring you hours and hours of pleasure.


Yes are you all said I was the dirty minded one on Blacklabyrinth mmmmmm

Look Im Nice

Now as im being nice to everyone this week, I shall pass this oppertunity to look at
Chili and lise and go HA HA HA HA, as im in a nice mood and as a Spurs fan I wont be
mentioning Arsenal being beat by Liverpool this week in this blog, coz im nice like that.


and what can we say about Doctor who returning? I think that there is only one thing
that we can say and that is Adipose.


On Line Karaoke

Well this week has proved what budding little starletts we are on Blacklabyrinth.
Perhaps some starletts like myself should be nipped in bud before they start but others
wow, who would have thought that our very own mods were total Diva's

Now I wont put up the whole selection but these just has to put up in here 

Suprise


DJ


mr lover himself



Members comments.


This week its nice too see other members contributing to the blog and this week its
DJ Calzar that is responding to Kayleighs post from last week

DJ writes

I am truly ashamed of our society for judging others by their appearance and the problem with Chavs, Neds or whatever society decides to label them is because they've not really had an education and most of them are either pissed up or drugged up and I agree with Kayleigh their a blight on our society.

I love people who don't confirm to society's view of what's normal, Long live the purple and red haired rock godesses and men, the punk rockers and the goths. Their more ****ing interesting than The Tracksuited morons who call themselves normal.

Excuse the swearing but I love the folk here on Bl and I am really disgusted at those little buggars who killed Sophie.

**kayleigh.m** writes

i have really enjoyed writing for this blog, so im going to try and think of something to write every week

this week many bl members have been recording themselfs sing-i would love to join in but my headphones and microphone are broken so i cant listen to them or make my own :(
maybe someones trying to tell me that my singings a bit crap-but thats what most bl members say, and their singing is good :)

kayleigh xxx


and this week we have another new face thank you notjustthomsmum who writes

You're...
My friend,
My companion,
Through good times and bad,
My friend,
My buddy,
Through happy and sad,
Beside me you stand,
Beside me you walk,
You're there to listen,
You're there to talk,
With happiness,
With smiles,
With pain and tears,
I know you'll be there, throughout the years!

You are all good friends to me and I am grateful to you





Our final word this week comes from our very own witch D


Thank You!

Myself and Alan would like to thank everyone for there kind messages after announcing our engagement! Especially the ones asking if I can handle his Sparkly Tshirt addiction.
It means alot that my friends wish us well. Our friends at BL mean so much to us and it is just a fantastic community.

Love Demi xx



Once again can i thank everyone for the contributions and thank everyone for reading


Shazzz

xx

Sunday, 6 April 2008

Are we there yet?

Well what can we say about this week in the land of the lab?



Dare you enter Blacklabyrinth? has always been our moto....


Recently its became Dare you put up your piccy on Blacklabyrinth?  Yes we now have our very
own budding Rolf Harris on the forum, non other than our very own Ballybumba.


 Is anyone safe?  Well yes just dont let her get your picture lol...


Now not only has bally now learnt how to make us all into frogs, bet lynch, chickens and
dame edna, she has now ventured into the world of you tube as well...


warning View at your own risk lol...


Blacklabyrinth can not be held for the action of the Donkey of Death.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWxn0aCJO3g 

and of course our very own Vixens grand national...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIII0jHNt90


I will look forward too seeing some more of them from Bally in the future.


CONGRATS

Congrats is in order this week as 2 of our members have announced there engagement
yes DJ Calzer and Durek ha ha ha ha nah only kidding there...


A big congrats too Alan and Demi who announced their engagement this week, everyone
at Blacklabyrinth wishes you all the health and happiness in the world and a long and
happy future together....


This week the guest writer is **kayleigh.m** , thanks Kayleigh its all appreciated hun...


**kayleigh.m** writes


I am referring to last weeks blog "round here i live in an area with lots of chavs, and round here nobody seems to like me, but on here on blacklabyrinth i feel at home and can be myself. weird people are better than chavs, in my opinion chavs arent even proper people, they dont seem normal-the people on bl are normal to me :)
people shouldnt be considered normal if theyre nasty to people, and want to dress the same as other people, it should be normal to be yourself and respect others for being themselfs

also theres nothing wrong with the way shazzz and her husband look and they shouldnt be treated differently by people because they look different, theyre very nice people, and a whole lot better than the rough chavs who call them names :)

"i would like to share with you all that my mum, who is pregnant, had her scan last week and is having a girl :)

also in response to last weeks blog entry-weird people rule!!!
my signature on bl is-Any ordinary person can be normal, but it takes an extra special person to be different

kayleigh xxx"




Lastly can I just add a special mention to some people who have lost a parent recently
and some are having to  face the reality of thier fathers illness.


Can I please say that we are thinking of you all and if their is anything that we can do
for you then please let us know.  Please stay strong xxx


Lisem
Madvixen
Ballybumba
Simsbabe
Den

 Can I just remind everyone, that they can take part in the blog by sending me a PM about anything and it shall appear on here, so come on everyone and please get involved.


Thanks for reading

shazzz.