Monday, 17 November 2008

Best of Black Lab week on the XXX-Factor !

The dawn of a new week still didn’t bring news of a dear member of Ballybumba’s family returning home. Her lappy has been in the PC world hospital for 3 weeks now and they are still nowhere near finding a cure for it. We hope that by the time you are reading this it has been cured and returned to the family home. In the mean time we will continue to send our hopes and wishes to you as well as talk about.

Firedrake reached a landmark. We will all wish her well done on reaching 10,000 posts. Here’s to the next 10,000.

Cake. We love it. Now we are talking about making of the Xmas cake. All the ingredients have been listed. I think that the main ingredient in most of the cakes is – BOOZE. Lots off it. Just lay of the cider vinegar. If you can get it without ID.

Now from Firedrake;s 10,000 post to chunkichick’s First. Welcome to BL.

Happy Birthday to Steph. Many Carling Returns. It is the last of the “big” birthdays next year. Happy 39th from all your friends on BL.

Now the BL dating Agency is open for business.. Currently available is the Amazing Anita, delightful Den and Loveable Lyndsay. So fellas you need to join up and pass the test of the Vixens. If you survive. Pulse optional, but proffered.

Well that is the Gossip this week. There was the usual goings on with the news and the sort, but this is some of the other stuff that we talk about.

Monday, 10 November 2008

Here's my ramblings this week.

The Aliens have landed. In a masterstroke they took over the pivotal position of Anita’s Myspace account. Please delete here from your profile before you are anal probed.

On Monday we where still basking in a celebrationery glow. Still from the wedding some British bloke won the F1 Championship for the 1st time in 13 years. I’m sure we are all hoping that it’s the 1st of many!

It was children’s playground on Tuesday,. Discussions varied from Santa to what Den was going to put in her stockings. We found out that we should not bother to buy a present and send it to Santa and just put it under the tree.

Wait….


2mins….


Remember.


Back to goings on.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it’s Super Den. Well it was till she hit the deck after falling out of the loft. Also beware if LiseM calls you up. She’s really the PhoneJacker.

Coming soon – the BL cookbook. With SpagBallyBol and Molly’s Cat Hot Pot. Also featuring Manda’s Amenesia Pasta Bake Surprise!

Lise’s maternal instincts became too much on Wed and she gave birth to a healty 5 foot inflatable santa. Mother and Santa are doing well and are looking forward to being home for Xmas.

Molly – Here is your list for today –

Read Blog.
Post on BL
Give Birth.

It’s all change up north. Lyndsay needs to change her phone. She took her phone swimming. It still has it’s trunks on. Meanwhile Demi and Big Gay Al are upgrading their house. They are moving out of the 1 room penthouse to a little surbaban house on the pairee.

Now I hand you over to our reporter from Dudlaaaaaaaaaaay .... LiseM.


well what a week it has been in the world of BL , we were all waiting with baited breath for news from our american correspondant sue with news of the presidential election , we saw history in the making with the first black president of the united states , congratulation america




more closer to home the biggest news was ARSENAL BEAT MAN U HAHAHAHA and i thought id make sure the whole of the BL world knew it

debates were held on is it legal to marry your first cousin and who is realy to blame for mediumship


most of the forum sat with baited breath last sunday at the formula 1 grandprix , BL send its congratulation (well except from sluggie ) to Lewis hamilton

we also send our congratulations to Joe Calzaghe who won his fight and remains unbeaten , thats one hell of a record


Best wishes went out to Dbevs left ankle as her right was getting all the attention ( hope you feel better soon donna)

BBC has sctictly come dancing BL never to be outdone had the haka with a challenge from our lord to learn it and post a video of you doing it

again X factor was a big talking point of the week and shock last night as one of the favorites laura was sent home


and what can i say about the vixens section , nothing haha you men might be reading this and its only for us laydeeeessss and our issues so we aint telling hehe


the week saw halloween and bonfire night , the winner of the best halloween costume went to our stephy , man it gave me nightmares for days



and what can i say about bonfire night i think it gave us all insight into what it would sound like living in a war zone


which leads me nicely on to today rememberance sunday where all on BL will reflex on the heroes who have given there lives for our freedom , for the children growing up minus a parent we will be holding a 2 minute silence to remember and to thank our countries fallen heroes god bless you all

Sunday, 2 November 2008

To BL's 2nd couple

There's been no blog over the past few weeks as we've all been addicted to Facebook's "Be A Tycoon". You are all welcome to join. There is a group (or cartel) for BL and we're planning our world domination! We currently in the top 500. 

The past few weeks have been eventful. 

Top Story - Charlie and Alys Wed.

The big day has past. In a registrary office in Hyde Charlie finally tied Alys down to a lifetime of pirate japes. A life on the waves of marriage for Mr and Mrs Deadaye. A joyous occasion was had by all and now the time to wish them all the happiness in the world. 

US Election Special,

BL has our special US correspondant Firedrake. Now that she has torn herself away from the celebs she has her 4 yearly late night US predidental race. We all hope that you can keep your eyes open and see who wins. 

Several BL members enjoy the 1 night a year they are allowed to go out in public!

The rogues gallery has been over run with pics of the members. Normally they have their make up on and pressed up, but now they put up pics of what they look like normally!

Now there is many other topics that I would go into, but if you want the low down on that you will have to look for them! If I have missed out anything that you like shold be in the blog send it to me (Neilll) by next Saturday and I'll put it for next weeks Blog.

Till then... post safe!