I blog therefor I am

Well another week over and it's time to sit back and review the weeks happenings form ModTowers. There's a bit of space not that Dora has got to Jamica (no, she went of her own accord) to re-new her wedding vows. There was some confusion as a member thought that she was going to re-view her wedding vows. This of course means there is not long wait for the bathroom in the morning. So one mod will come back all sun-tanned and relaxed. Well I hope that all went well (lucky person). 

Then we had another Mod depart for the sunny climate of....... Devon??!!?!!?!!?!?! Yes Lisem blocked the toilet and bailed to Devon for a week in a caravan. She also left the kitchen in a right tip. We've had no reports of a mad women resorting to alcohol or lots of electrical stores being raided in an attempt to combat net widthrawal. We hope she has a good time without BL.

In other news there was a certian Birthday this week. Yes Nelson Mandela turned 90. We'd like to wish him a happy brithday, but he's not a member so we wont. Amy Winehouse checked out of Rehab (yes,yes, yes) Played a couple of gigs and is probably now waking up with a massive hangover. He blokey is still in prison, but when he gets out I'm sure that a strap-on dildo will come in useful in the bedroom. Also petrol prices are up. Again. Probably just copy and paste that from now on. Labour have had a bad week. Finishing 5th in a by-election and the leader ofr Scotish Labour resigning over some scandal. Well it wouldn't be policits If there wasn't a scandal. Wimbledon and Glastonbury have both started. For once there's been no rain. Yet. Big Brother. What were they thinking? PINK HAIR DYE! They should of got Darnel pissed and then dyed all his hair pink. Oh yeah, Dennis got kicked out for spitting in Mohammed's face. Apperently Dennis wanted Mohammed to spit in his face, but Mohammed wasn't up for it. I think a few more week in the house and Mohammed would have accepted Dennis.  Just no patiance young boy. 

Facebook. There is a BL group there now. After all the hummings and haarings I've finally joined a "social networking" site. So far all the members have owned me. I've been forced to sleep in the letter box. I've had some women stalking me from Nottingham. I've had so many requests (some of which I can't mention *neet*) and a pillow fight. Also the hide the sausage game was brilliant! I've got the bruises from being "poked" so much!

To end I suppose I better mention a certian someone. It was their bithday on Friday. I would like to thank Demi and Alan for coming down on Friday, Caz for popping in on Sat, Mia for the Yankies, Bally for the Flowers, Jules, Chilli, Lise, Dora fort he cards. If anyone else sent something that I've not mentioned then thanks. Those that I have mentioned thanks. Thanks for making next year even harder. I've not got to think and plan ahead now! 

Now if you got a phone call on Friday night then I forgot to mention that I won the Euromillions on Friday. The money wont change me. I think that the £6.50 will come in handy. As I mentioned I did call a few memebers. I'd like to thank BLT for being a good laugh. Also Bally and Lise for joining in. Also Goblin was a good laugh. I think she was speachless. he he he. Now Tabfa. Whats the number for the Pizza Express? I was drunk enough to call it. I even thought that's an easy nu,ber to remember. Maybe for revenge you'll have to go through childbirth - WITH NO DRUGS!

I could go on forever, but I've been told not to mention my sex life.  Till next week.......

keep on posting.

Neillll

Her Royal Radgieness

Whoooo well this week I am pleased to bring you the wonderful world of BL as seen through another one of mods eyes, this week the BL blog is brought to you by no other than Dora

Hola you 'orrible lot! Welcome to this week's BL Blog...coming to you from Her Royal Radgieness, Dora the Explorer.

Well guys, this was my last full week in BL Land for, as you all know very well by now, I'm off exploring again on Tuesday. So, in between the ironing and trying (in vain) to use the new epilator on me legs - I've been making notes in readiness to pop my Blog Cherry!

OK - where to begin? With old friends I think! It was lovely to see SPI Richard and Starryeyedsis back on the Lab again....Welcome Back! BLT also returned from her, ahem, less than enjoyable Nile Cruise...but in true Vixen stylee is currently in the process of complaining like mad - give 'em hell missus!

Another high point was our Kayh's new job...mucho congrats Kerry - hope it's all going well!

Here'd be a good point to mention that a certain someone managed to bag her 10,000th post too...whilst Tabfa reached 2000 and Nits got to 6000! Congratulations ladies - you now officially talk too much!

This was also the week where we Vixens were informed of a deep, dark secret that Shazzz has been harbouring for years...

She's a man.

It's official.

I can say no more! LOL!

One of the top topics of convo this week were "Crap Gadgets". Isn't it amazing how much shite we have buried in the back of our kitchen cupboards! Maybe we should do a BL version of "Bargain Hunt", sell the lot off, then all fly to Arizona to torment Firedrake for a week! Hahahahaa - chance would be a fine thing!

In a week where the Credit Crunch and Fuel Prices dominated the headlines - we were also told about the world's most expensive burger...which retails at a whoppin' £95! Typical...we're all skint so Burger King (or whoever it was) comes up with a burger that you'd have to remortgage your house to afford! Barmy!

On a sad note, a father from Cheshire killed himself and his two kids in Snowdonia. The general feeling across BL was how selfish he was...understandably. The world also lost Cyd Charisse...may they all Rest In Peace.

So - here's where I sign off for a well earned 2 week break. Shazzz's back to being smutty again (the Forum breathes a collective sigh of relief) and plans for the September Meet Up are in full flow - Travelodge website has never had so many hits!

Be good while I'm away - see you all soon


Love & Light



Dora 


Heheheheeeee

A big thank you too Dora for doing this blog, (remember if you wish to write a blog

or even a few lines for next week, just drop me a PM

till next week

Shazzz

xxxxx

Nice tent trixie

Hi everyone on this lovely Sunny morning.  This weeks Blog is brought to you by no other then
our very own Mod Lisem.



We started out week off looking at sweets of our childhood as manda did a quiz for us all and she bent dens arm behind her back until den went and ordered sweeties on line (she said they were for her daughter, yeah right we believe you) like swapping a dog for a bottle of southern comfort

The warm weather last Sunday lead to trixie deciding she was camp in the back garden , which lead to a vast amount of picture of nice tents for her along with camping buddies which had us all in stitches


We were very religious last weekend with a first communion, christening and our own steph being accepted into the church band, well done steph


We had a link to some stress relieving bubble wrap which we decided we needed for some of our members who had accidents over the weekend, Diane and Caz what you to like

On a serious note a discussion about the comparisons people make between Goths and emo brought some very interesting points on people conception on these totally different groups of individuals , we had some interesting links to gothic culture, architect , and the fact that gothic is more a culture than kids wearing black eyeliner , black clothes

Also the price of petrol which has been the topic for a few weeks but of course this week we saw the strikes leading for calls for people not to panic buy

And all this was before the week even begun. The biggest Question people were asking at the beginning of the week, was, will Neil relent and buy or shazzzy a new slim keyboard or wont he, well he relented on Thursday and slim line the 3rd was brought
This week saw a special anniversary for bexs as it had been a whole year since she joined the forum and marked the event with a brilliant history quiz. We also had a couple of new members that we would like to welcome to our happy home and big congratulations to adi on the birth of his son adi he is gorgeous
And our very own sue picked up a special award over the other side of the world well done sue were all proud of you
Our shazzzy made a shocking statement and promised a smut free day, nothing smutty was going to come out of her mouth, yeah right we believe you but the day brought the first annual BL shmut day and shazzz succeeded but come midnight we were filled again with smut

Neil asked some members to pick another member these could not be admin or mods the members that were picked were set a challenge of increasining there posts by 100 by next Friday except poor sue who as she was nominated twice had to do 200 , come on sue we know you can easily do it

Neet found photoshop with some excellent pictures. BLT dropped into say hello all the way from Egypt but unfortunately not many people were online , sorry we missed you


We ended our week with singsnap with shazzz and bally having requests and DJ giving us songs for our ears



So again we had another intresting and exciting week on the board , if your reading this and not a member , come and join us , loads more has happened but come and see for your self

Until Next week.
I think I  can safely say that we all thank you for doing the blog this week Lisem, that was brilliant
and well done for giving this a go


Shazzz

Put a little birdhouse in your soul

coo coo coo coo Come to me inspiration please


nah its not going to work is it?



Well what have we been upto this week on that weird world that is blacklabyrinth?



Dudley


Well has Dudley recovered?  is the question that needs asking this week after 4 of our mods and our Sass descended on the poor innocents.   Who would have thought that the ladies would look
so fab in such pink wigs, and some great piccies were took, although I bet theres some that
were not been shown yet, to hide what they really got upto, although Lisem was last seen with
her tongue stuck to a window, I hope that she is freed in time for the September meet up.



Bubble Wrap


Well we have never had too have a health and safety warning on BL before, but think that we
may have to in the future.  Yes thats you Caz and Diane, I dont know.  I think on a Thursday
evening bubble wrap shall be provided before you log off, for your own protection, although
I still think that Caz'z story about trying to shut the window is dodgy. Yes ladies we all know
that she was really trying some new sexual move on how to jump from the window onto the bed and land on top without breaking his bone....(sadly went a little wrong with Caz nearly breaking hers lol )..


Toot Sweets


Yes thanks too Manda and her oldfashioned sweet quizthis week that had us all watering
a the mouth this week Den now is the new owner of 200  chocolate cups, now I know
that Den will say these are for herself  but im sure some chocoalte body paint would have been cheaper lol.


looki cantypewithno spaces

Yes my keyboard is still broke, thats what you get for spitting out good red wine onto it.  Yes
I know I cant beleive I wasted a mouth full of good wine either, if it had of been Vodka it would
have had no chance of coming back out lol....

So thanks to Anita, who has seen my keyboard problems as gone is my lovely, slimline tiny
keyboard with lovely little keys, and in comes a big chunky black one with big fat keys and a
space bar that dont work..

now you mucky vixens stop smiling as I said big chunky black one, you dirty buggers


Well thats it, I think ive ran out of inspiration this week and thanks to all the members
that contributed to this weeks blog (hahaha Oh the sarcasm)

remember if you like these blogs to leave a comment it justs for my own ego so that I know
that im not sittinghere waffling to myself like a loon haha

well until next week

me wenches

Shazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

stepping on mini sea horses

Well guys

Im sorry its been so long since the last blog, I have simply lost my va va voom, and well I gota PM from Manda asking if she could give this a try and so thanks Manda and over to you

notjustthomsmum writes

another busy week in the BL house:
topics discussed this week have ranged from meat free burgers
to managing the england team
to the whether the mcganns should be charged with neglect
the price of motoring (fuel as ever plus commercial insurance this week)
the dangers of licking envelopes
to the all important subject of whether we take a bath or have a shower

some of us have been lucky enough to enjoy a night out (staying in posh london hotels and seeing a show and rocking out with 'the boss'), others have stayed home & have made sure the spirit manufacturers stay in business (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!)

injuries this week include sore calves for too much wii-ing, the after effects of trying to fly and stepping on mini sea horses, er i mean goats head thorns plus the inevitable split sides, which goes with the BL territory

and reports coming in from dud-errr-layyyyyy of a group of vixeny looking women descending on the town with their blue rinses and crimplene outfits are unfounded...at least they smell of yankee candles and not cat pee

have a good week next week everyone, at least half term is over and us mothers dont have to share the internet connection with our brood......


**kayleigh.m** writes


noticed we havent had one in a while, thanks to manda who suggested us all taking a turn, not that good at writing, but here goes...

since out last blog, diane has converted her girlfriend kate over to bl, because at first she was annoyed that diane spent so much time on here-but now shes a member too, kate set a challenge to diane to see if she could get to 1000 posts in a day. unfortunately diane didnt make it, but she came very close! :)

people of dudley were warned to close all doors and windows, and to stay inside, as the vixens are visiting.....
havent yet heard about the damage done by the vixens on the loose, or whether it is safe for the people to come out from hiding.
chilli gave them a list of things to take pictures of-looking forward to seeing those-they were very funny :)

shazzz has been doing some of her photoshop art-making a funny picture of dj calzar in a gimp suit :D i lmao for ages :) luckily i have been safe from shazzz so far (hope this doesnt give her ideas)

Can I just say a big thanks to Manda and Kayleigh for this, and promise to get my arse in gear
again


xxxx